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kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 8, 2022


Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.

Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"

by Johnnydude6 August 11, 2011


You're booty kid

When you suck at a video game.

Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.

by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022


The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton August 17, 2015


white toronto kid

this is the man who will smoke all the weed he can wear some faggot ass khakis and a white shirt he grows out his hair and shaves the side and wears the air force one only. He lurks out in trinity all the time with some random kids and girls. he attacks woman and does not accept women rights. They can't live without their headbands either . He only goes on soundcloud, if you show him spotify he'll actually commit suicide.

1 :"yo turn your spotify off nate is coming "
2: 'no god damn it, i didn't turn it off he is already running"
3: "yep thats a white toronto kid"

by a-torontonigga August 20, 2017


The Kid On The Right Of you

The kid on the right of you in class, the types may vary, but the most common and run into one is a Brody. He usually plays solitaire and constantly makes retarded noises and screams at the computer, if you encounter this type, try to ignore him as much as possible or by saying "stop being a fucking retard brody"

Oh shit The Kid on the right of you is raging at solitaire again! Oh SHIT HE'S BEATING THE COMPUTER MONITOR AGAIN.

by IneedMoreStickersForMyHydro August 26, 2019


O U otter B kidding me

Oh, you ought to be kidding me.

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 12, 2021