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The real reason world war 2 ended
Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW
A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.
Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*
When someone is obese and let's out a big wet jelly-like texture fart with a little bit of turd coming out
“Eww , Jenny you made a Gelatonin Fart doo doo!!”
A distinctive fart that only is produced by a bottom after receiving penetrative anal sex due to the abundance of anal lubricant and/or cum, causing a particular long and wet farting noise.
1: "How come Eric always seems to have stomach issues after leaving Dave's room?"
2: "Must be a case of the bottom farts."
Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.
If you smell it, you are too close.
I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.
When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.
My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!