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18 and 1

Synonymous with complete failure despite supreme confidence. In perhaps the biggest upset in Super Bowl history, the NY Giants defeated the heavily favored New England Patriots who entered Super Bowl XLII with a perfect 18-0 record. So sure of themselves, the Patriots filed applications to patent the phrase "19-0" and "19-0 The Perfect Season" more than a week before the game, only to have their collective asses handed to them by the Giants.

see also ryan leaf

(failing a final exam despite having an A average going in) Boy, I really went "18 and 1" on that exam.

(losing the war in Iraq despite superior force going in) When will Bush ever realize that we went "18 and 1" in Iraq?

by SaMo Snatcher February 5, 2008

38πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Person 1:

A borderline meme of UD, where people usually use this to use a conversation over a fucking example, and add a Person 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 69 , 420 , 666 , 1337 , 2763 , etc.

Person 1: Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Pretty much everyone on the internet:
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.

by someone out there who is bored January 15, 2021

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


1% battery

The most common battery percentage for outdated iPhone users. It’s not surprising but just disappointing. Also by itself it last for another 100%

I’ve been at 1% battery for 5 days. I don’t think my phone can die.

by Nigward March 3, 2018

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Guy 1

Kind of a chad, always up in some shit on here. When you see his name somewhere, you know something crazy is about to go down

Guy 1: hey it's me
Guy 2: that's so meta

by 99coronasonawall March 19, 2020

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mc-1

A US military aircrew survival knife usually blaze orange in color that has a single side opening switch-activated blade propelled by means of a bar spring. Opposite this is a hook sharpened to cut the shroud lines of a parachute (looks somewhat like a large popcketknife can opener). Sometimes the automatic function is reversed to the hook to comply with local laws regarding switch blade knives or user prefernce. Was made in quantity by Schrade/Walden, Camilus and others from the 1950's to the early 1990's.
Handle is synthetic stag. An updated model, with a stronger coil spring less prone to fatigue and able to be easily disasembled with a hex wrench has superceded the earlier rivited design although the former is still commonly available. It resembles a large conventional pocket knife.

Although e-bay does not permit the sale of switch blade knives, a search for mc-1 will reveal the futility of such a rule.

by mike bishop January 16, 2007

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Person 1

The first one in a group, they usually have some sort of relationship with person 2, whether it be good or bad. They usually start a conversation with person 2, and that can stem into different topics

"I agree with Person 1 on this."

by Fordalels March 12, 2020

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


18 and 1

to work at something and nearly accomplish something great, before failing at the end

Jimmy had an 'A' going into the final exam, but did poorly and therefore, went 18 and 1 in the class.

Entemology: The Patriots were undefeated going into the Super Bowl, but went 18 and 1 for the season.

by D. J. (from PSU) February 4, 2008

71πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž