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A guy or gal who lurks around your boyfriend/girlfriend and serves as a stand-by fuck when you two aren't together.
Wow dude, that Chris Lucero is a real stand by fuck - he fucks your girl every time you guys have a fight.
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the letter's stand in Scrabble game
You put your taco on the taco stand, while keeping the letters in your hand hahahaha what the fuck
*sigh*
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Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents
It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.
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When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.
Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'
Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'
Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'
Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
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A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits a wall. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.
My favorite position is the Standing 69 Cartwheel it won me a talent show ribbon and I found out my peni can hold up 130 pounds HOLLA AT ME
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When one is completely inebriated at a bonfire, one proceeds to finger a girl while she is on her period. Then before she climaxes use the period blood on your face-to represent indian war paint. Proceed to run around the bonfire making indian war cries and war chants. Then you may begin your pussy slaying rampage of the other females around the fire. Continue the rampage until you collapse and pass out!
Hey Eddy did you hear that Dom went on a custers last stand at Jeff's bonfire last night? Brenden even said he saw him slaying the vag's
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Often abbreviated as SBTG, a deathcore band from Sacramento, CA. Their lineup consists of four members. Sonny is their vocalist/rhythm guitarist, Myles is the drummer, Ryan is the lead guitarist, and Brandon is the bassist. This band started in August of 2008. Their music consists of fast-paced guitar riffs and heavy-hitting drums. They are a very talented, young band. All of the members are current high school students.
Nico: Dude, did you go to SBTG's show last night?
Jacob: No, I couldn't make it because my dad had to do something with a Japanese Walrus.
OMG! Stand Behind the Giant is so fuckin' hot, I get so wet when I think about Sonny.
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