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Someone who is really smart but lacks wisdom.
He is a rare species of brain fish, floating around his bowl thinking about important theories but he'll never able to actually apply any of it.
When you don't have your own mind; use other people ideas, truths, etc
when others think for you
Icky-Picky decided to not think the process through because she relied on her brain implant and it worked successfully.
Brain implants are awesome when you don't want to put in the mental work.
is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.
purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome
common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.
2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"
leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.
1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.
2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.
1. To make someone visualise something they don't want to - usually disgusting stuff.
2. To get something out of someone's head by intimidation or force.
1. A - Hey my mum and dad were half naked and making out.
B - Eww that's gross - stop brain raping me!
2. I was at a meeting with some clients - they couldn't stop brain raping me for ideas!
1. (n.) Any object or occurrence that proves to be inimitably ridiculous, either through keen intelligence or blatant idiocy
2. (n., adj., adv., v.) A facetious modifier serving to replace the linguistic context of any other word
"That Crank Yankers episode was brain-ville."
Person 1: "We went to a bar last night, by the way."
Person 2: "You went to a brain."
Used to describe an individual that is so mentally handicapped that their brain matter has regressed to that of what resembles a "Petoskey Stone".
With a completely flat and smooth brain (also diagnosed as SBS (Smooth Brain Syndrome), the individual is left only with enough intelligence for basic communication and survival. A Petoskey Brained individual will assume they're much more intelligent than they are and cause stress for those that are around or work with said individual. With no capacity to tell right from wrong or even solve basic problems, their assumptions become their reality, making them some of the most annoying people to exist in the universe.
There is no cure for a Petoskey Brain once diagnosed and any effected individuals are best left isolated in a secure room that the diseased thoughts cant spread or in some cases burying the individuals resolves the situation. Though potentially increasing the likelyhood of what is known as a Petoskey Zombie emerging at the next full moon.
Thurman: Hey, did you hear Ryan still can't even spell his own name correctly?
Merman: Yeah he's had a Petoskey Brain for awhile now.
Thurman: Really? I didn't know he had SBS
Merman: Yeah, smooth brained as they come. Be careful cause he's been known to drool on people.