k-fed

1:) Semen Spewer
2:) A synonym for the word "cheat" (as in: cheat in life, on a person, in a game, etc...)
3:) The act of being "full of shit"; or filling someone with shit

1:) "K-Fed should be an option under 'employment' on the DHS assistance forms."
2:) "I got k-feded out of my alimoney because I k-fed on my sugar-mama."
3:) "John Cena tired of K-Fed's k-fed, so he STFU'd him."

I know-all lame...blah

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K-9

A dog police force that is meant to sniff out drugs, and bad guys. They know how to attack and send their opponent on the ground bleeding and crying and eventually die if there were not their handlers to arrest them and let them bleed out as they give them a ticket for fleeing the law and going 5 MPH over the speed limit in a 80 km/h zone.

But sometimes if your luck they will shoot you before they let the hounds loose on you. Just like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons who always lets the hounds loose on trespassers like Girl scouts and orphans!

Example 1:
Mark: Why you running
Kevin: Cause the K-9's are after me
Mark: You better run they bit off Matt's balls last week!

Example 2:
Burns: Release the hounds!
Smithers: Their out for cleaning
Burns: Well you go get them then!
Smithers: Right away, Sir! Bark!

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Brian K

To have sex with a gorilla and then blame your freind

I just Brian K 'd Coco at the zoo and she got semen stuck in her fur.

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k hole

Only noobs think that k holing is overdosing on ketamine when in actual fact, people with experience know that its the best bit.

Yesmate, you get the film and projector while I'll make lines - for the ultimate k hole cinema :D

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K-Mart

A deptmartent store getting their asses handed to them, by Wal-Mart and Target.

I hate K-Mart.

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K-mark

How white trash and rednecks say the name for the slowly failing discount store, K-mart. Some black people also pronounce it this way.

Jeb: Where'd Jethro go?

Brandi: He went to buy some cheetos at the K-mark.

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K-wang

A term used to describe an action of "going with the flow," engaging in spontaneity, feeling celebratory, or in the mood for jubilation. Term also used to describe the feeling of pride, confidence, and "owning" the quality of being a spontaneous, overly cool, and excessively radical person. Used only by those in the select group who are able to understand its' full meaning. It's not just a term though, it's a way of life.

Someone: Hey Em, what are you going to do tonight?
Emily: Oh you know, the usual, just K-wang with it!

Someone: Kris, how can I be as cool as you?
Kristen: Just K-Wang with it!

Someone: Wow, what were you just doing? That was awesome.?
Emily: Oh that? That was just K-Wanging it!

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