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Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID
The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.
When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it
Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.
During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.
Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.
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What?
There is no COVID-20. Not yet
“Man COVID- 19 SUCKS.”
“Really though, COVID-20 is so much worse”
*silence*