Home-a-phobic

Someone, usually a young teen, who does not like going home right now!

I ain't going home just yet, I'm feelin' home-a-phobic.

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Home visit

When you’re going to someone’s house with clear intentions to have sex.

Chris hadn’t seen his girlfriend in days, he texted Angela and told her he wanted to come over for a lil home visit.

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home sliver

A good friend.
A friend who you have a lot of history with.
A friend greater than 'home slice'

What's up home sliver.

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Home But Hiding

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses conducting door-to-door ministry to jokingly refer to the occurrence when a householder is obviously home but pretending not to be.

This phrase is a play-on-words based on the official phrase “Not at Home.” Jehovah’s Witnesses preach methodically and keep lists of every home they visit where no one answered the door, so that they can go back at another time in the hopes that someone will eventually answer. The list is referred to as “the not at homes” and the house itself is referred to as “a not at home.”

“Home-but-hiding” is not an official category and those houses are recorded as “not-at-homes” so that someone can return at another time.

JW 1: “Was that last house a not at home?”
JW 2: “No, it was a home but hiding.”
JW 1: “Ha! At least it wasn’t a do not call.”

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Home-boss

Official title of your wife, used in conversation with others (usually male). Frequently used as a cover to get out of doing something shitty with someone.

Sparky) Hey Bob, we're going to camp out for the new Harry Potter movie. You in?

Bob) Wish I could but I gotta check with the Home-boss first, I'll TXT you if I can make it.

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home and away

Home and away is the best soap ever. I never miss a episode, even missing 1 minute of it is a crime!

It's 6 o'clock. ya know what that means? Home and away time! Yey! :)

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Home School

A person who seems innocent & sweet; assumed to be naive and unaware of the real world; especially appropriate for individuals who grew up in a small, rural community and are in the "big city"

JJ: where the FUCK are my keys!?!
KJ: Yo! watch your language! Home School's right over there!
JJ: oh yeah! Pardon my French, Home School...

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