juice-ted

the state of being completely inebriated or drunk, under the influence of juice.Being intoxicated to the point of blacking out or passing out

I got juice-ted last night and banged a dog.

Jazz Juice

(noun) Mixture of equal parts valve oil, spit, and water- sipped from a trumpet mute.

"Ay ay, ay yay, drink Jazz Juice everyday."

Killa Juice

An alcoholic beverage made from Vodka, Mountain Dew, and any flavor of Kool-Aid packet. Mix well, and will FUCK you up quick. Will definitely lead to nudity, sexual intercourse, and sleeping in odd places.

Jihad poured up 8 liters of Killa Juice last night, and the whole party ended up turning into a massive drunken orgy.

Scamid Juice

Arabic Version of Lipton Iced Tea. Drank by U.S. Soldiers in Iraq or Afghanistan. Originated by M.E. on board the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) In 2001 while in support of Operation Enduring Freedom.

Yo shipmate, get me two Scamid Juices while you are down there.

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

Moose Juice

Another name for alcoholic beverages, especially around children.

Your mommy drank too much moose juice last night, so she doesn’t feel good today.

Juiced Out

When your mobile phone battery runs out or in a very low batter mode.

. Where electricity goes out and you have a cell phone that's ''juiced out
'', you can then plug your cell phone into a bike and peddle away and also charge your phone.

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