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When someones face looks like an actual rectum. And all it does is secrete shit.
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The time period after a huge shit where it is near impossible to sit down
Loren: I knew I couldn't have leftover Chipotle for breakfast. I'll have DMZ anus until tomorrow
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Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.
That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.
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The overindulgence of too many vindaloos (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or by incerting obects covered in tabasco sauce into the anus(see Mexican Starfish) causing extreme discomfort whilst taking a poo.
Too much spicey food could cause furnace anus
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Gayness in the anus, is where a guy is interested in a girl but yet likes to be fucked in the anus
Jeff: Dayne do your gayness in the anus
Dayne: how am I gayness in the anus
Jeff: Because you like girls but you like being fucked my men in the anus
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Unlike Swamp Ass where your entire ass is wet from sweat, Clammy Anus can be described as moist and sticky and only surrounding the rectum with some possible migration down to the taint. Where Swamp Ass occurs due to heat or heavy activity and smells mostly like BO, Clammy Anus is the result of seepage due to sickness or flatulence. The odor, while more subtle, is the combination of sick and poo. Not pleasant. Chaffing is less likely with Clammy Anus, but the sticky nature makes wiping ones ass more difficult as the paper is very likely to stick and tear along the affected area.
In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.
After drinking too much last night and not feeling well today I was suffering from a classic case of Clammy Anus.
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Tobacco suppository introduced by Stephen Colbert. For when your mouth is occupied and need your nicotine fix. Comes in several flavours.
Hey man do you have a snus for me? No, but you can have a wax-anus if you want!
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