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Noun - A frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his asshole to look bigger to attract women with his man tits hanging out of his work uni. Drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words "bro" "sup" and "i suck dicks"
Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.
guy1: did you see that guy over there with those huge tits?
guy 2:Oh, yeah, thats Austin post
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The state capitol building is located in Austin, TX.
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1) 1974-1978 The main character in THE SIX MLLION DOLLAR MAN television series, played by Lee Majors. Steve Austin was an astronaut, but he got all smashed up upon re-entry. The US government said they would re-build him into a super strong and fast bionic cyborg if he would agree to work as a secret agent. Not wanting to be a fucked-up cripple for the rest of his life -- he agreed!
SMDM won a Golden Globe Award.
2) "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Born in 1965 as Steve Williams, probably borrowed his name from the character above. In 1990 he enrolled in Chris Adams' wrestling school. In 1991 he made his WCW debut as "Stunning" Steve Austin. He is 6f 2i and 252 pounds. He has held all kinds of professional wrestling titles, and has now become an actor.
3) A Rap/Hip Hop artist. Album: "800 lb. Gorilla", Top Song: "Bussa Move". Being that he is on the "Bioniq Labs" label (a division of Universal) I would assume that he also borrowed his name from the $6 million man (or else Universal decided to play off it).
1) The Six Million dollar Man started out cool, and ended up shit.
2) Starred in THE LONGEST YARD (2005) as Guard Dunham.
Is currently cast in the filming of THE CONDEMNED.
3) 2006 Dallas Observer Music Awards, "Best Rap/Hip Hop Artist 2006".
"No wonder Steve Austin won the WCW & WWE Championships dude -- forget about steroids, he's BIONIC! Do THEY know?"
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1) The capital of Texas
2) A large city that contains the only Texas state history museum, THE University of Texas, the governor's mansion, among various other locations of interest
3) Contains both hills and plains, mountains and lakes
4) The heart of Texas
5) Aka. "ATX"
John Doe
123 East 21st Street
Austin, TX 12345
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Located geographically in the middle of the state, Austin is a loose collection of single-wide trailers, unrepentant basketball junkies and unpaved streets. The product of generations of inbreeding, the main focus of the community is high school sports and cheap alcohol. The community has produced several better than average high school athletes, and an incredibly short list of college graduates.
The former home of the dazzling Linda Swafford.
I think I'm gonna go Austin, Nevada on my cousin, BettyJean
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A film series about a dorky spy who seems to get all the ladies.
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Arbitrarily the best town in all of Texas. In fact, the only town worth visiting in all of Texas.
Austin, TX voted against Bush's war in Iraq, because the residents exercise a rare thing called "common sense."
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