when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.
"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"
A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.
Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.
Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Someone with very short hair (usually shaved), that is considered desirable and sexy. A bald booguinnea is sure to turn the heads of many and allure those who seek a sexy baldie.
"He/she is one fine bald booguinnea!"
"I need me some bald booguinnea lovin'!"
It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!