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Fruit throwing bandits who opperate when people are not ready
john: hey pete hows things
pete: hey mate im good
john: omg!! someone just hit me with this soggy banana!
Pete: who threw that! its gotta be a fruit bandit
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An individual that likes to pound loudly on the bathroom door when someone is using the toilet hopefully scaring them resulting in them urinating on themselves or worse
Co-worker: "Hey man why are your pants so wet did you piss yourself?"
Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"
Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"
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noun- he comes by night. stealthy. steals leftover curry from conservative indian households and leaves his traditional mark, a vagina with 4 legs. he also has the tendency to wear tight fitted black hoodies, because they make him look cool. He wears his favorite "Hanes" underwear which are boxer/briefs for his comfort for the best curry stealing he can do. The ringleader of this clan has been seen in southern California namely the palos verdes peninsula area. The ultimate curry bandit is also known by many as sun-king.
The myths go as follows: he has no penis, he is frail and helpless, many have sworn to have heard him make moaning calls before he strikes. If you spot a curry bandit flee the scene immediately.
you can always tell if you see a curry bandit because he is of very dark complexion and will only eat with his right hand. watch out for his driving, he has been known to get into frequent accidents, but then again this might just be subject to the fact that he is an asian driver*.
*while this is a stereotype, its true, so deal with it.
Guy 1: Dood, the curry bandit hit my house up last night.
Guy 2: How do you know, did he leave his calling card?
Guy 1: Yeah, and he was wearing a tight black hoodie.
Guy 2: Does he think he is cool, or something?
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the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cousin of the Grundel Monster.
I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.
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Someone who repeatedly tries to cover up their boner by tucking it into the waistband of their pants.
Girl: "Where's your boner??"
Guy: "Call me the waistband bandit."
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A being that mocks and/or takes others culture.
Why does that African American act white.
Johnny you are such a culture bandit, why are you sagging , and trying to be like them gang members.
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A bisexual woman that has touched you immensely in a emotional or/and sexual way and you feel robbed of something materially or emotionally. You may not know of what she took and dont know what gang she is affiliated to in terms of sexuality.
Mike: I had the best sex of my life with Jill last night. I am missing my watch though.
Chris: I thought she was gay. She is such a bisexual bandit.
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