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beat the fireman

to jerk off or masterbate

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.

by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008


beat the rat

An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.

Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.

by SquidT29 October 23, 2017


Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.

by Yourvum July 2, 2021


beat juggling

In the DJ world, beat juggling is the art of taking two of the same records either digital or analog, then placing them both on each turntable or virtual deck. The DJ can then manipulate the song creating a new pattern, loop, and extended track. Beat Juggling is an effective way to learn mixing and blending. It is also commonly used in competitions to display the art of turntablism.

The DJ was beat juggling at the party last night, it was fresh!

by DJ Rock TEE July 25, 2019


Sick beats

The sound of me playing the drums init

Do you want to listen to my sick beats?

by Synonyms March 30, 2020

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ivory beat

When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.

You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"

John: "Its been a minute..."

You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"

by glantz January 9, 2012


Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

by TheCreampieKid December 13, 2016