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. An annoying creature that is severely dick-scarred, lazy , dishonest creature that almost never showers, and ,commonly is found in precarious positions with precarious persons in public areas while engaged private practices. Usually following anyone who might shave her a sliver off their rocks in exchange for sucking their cocks
Also known as : cum dumpsters, shard barbies, glass dick addicts, shard-tards, and dope whores
Does Tweaker Bell over there realize shes spilling her purse all over the store as she flings it about carelessly?
once upon a time lived two friends named daniel and ronan, then they merged as one, hence becoming daniel bell
This is the effect when you realize that a girl you love so much and are ready to do anything for is so dumb that whatever feeling you have vanishes.
Jazzy (To a friend): I love annie so much that I would kill the president if I have to, to be with her.
Annie: Jazzy, how do I turn on this calculator?
Jazzy: never mind. Our president is a hero. He has a lot to do for mankind?
Friend: Haha. DUMB-BELLED!
If you know a Gracie Belle, you know that she is Very fun and crazy! (And is a “Da Grill”) Is the best friend everrrr.
Friend: I’m bored
Gracie Belle: Let’s prank call!
A shitty excuse for a neck beard, grown by a hipster, particularly common in craft beer circles.
Wow, did you see the awful steam bell on that guy? He needs to just shave it ASAP.