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When your friend gets baited into looking at a definition on my.urbandictionary.com.
Hi Evan, here's your Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae...
When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.
Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!
Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first
*They go to get food*
Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm
Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?
Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party
*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*
I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.
When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
When you engage in a threesome with another one of your mates and a woman on a hotel balcony, and at the end of it you surprise her by tossing her over the railing.
Anna was filming content for her site with Chad and Miguel, but unfortunately she didn't know that they had the Brazilian Triple Skydive lined up as the grand finale.
The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.
Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.
the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.
“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”