muff cabbage

Whore

Context

cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)

muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina

muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina

"You wack job, prostitution whore, you probably sell your muff for six dollars?!.
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!

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Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!

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Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

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cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

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cabbage patch

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look

I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch

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