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When anal sex occurs and the receiver Inturn performs oral sex directly after anal.
I need to brush my teeth after I gave a Hot Carl last night. My mouth tastes like actual shit
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When you get fucked by Sling Blade.
I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!
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Receiving oral sex while defacating.
Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.
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To stand on the top of one's car, cheer needlessly, and then backflip off the top of your car. A celebratory act.
He did a Carl Edwards Backflip after getting a date to the prom.
The Prussian military theorist who is widely acknowledged as the most important of the major strategic theorists. Even though he's been dead for over a century and a half, he remains the most frequently cited, the most controversial, and in many respects the most modern. His most notable work, Vom Kriege (On War), was unfinished at his death.
"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement, the enemy's centre of gravity." - Carl von Clausewitz
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It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
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Wealthy movie star, the dutch version (carlo van laanen) is not so wealthy and movie star like.
Look at that douche, he looks like a dutch Carl van Loon.