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Kyle: please produce the happy chemical
Brain: no fuck you here's that cringy thing you did 10 years ago
Kyle; oh god not again
Brain: ahahahaha
Kyle: please someone save me from this
What people refer the popular emo band My Chemical Romance as.
“No way you’re jamming out to my chemical bro show.”
A chemically induced Knockout, usually involuntary, historically used in Jails and psychiatric Hospitals to sedate difficult inmates.
they've given her a/the chemical codge
Perfume, aftershave, pheromone-colognes., etc, dat "loose" humans use to hopefully "fight a better battle" in their quest for succulent sweetmeat. And yes, sometimes this practice can indeed allow you to "score" more readily, but da problem is dat you may then rely too heavily on da essential oils to maintain a gal's interest, without expending enough time/effort to actually charm her personally, i.e., to demonstrate to her how truly likeable you are on da inside. And so as a result, even though you may indeed initially "win da battle" by enticing a cutie-chick into your bed with da wonderful sensual aromas dat you'd slathered on yourself, you may still stand a good chance of "losing da war" --- after da gal's heady essential-oils high wears off, she may just slump glumly on da edge of your bed for a while to think things over, and then --- still unaware of your good/redeeming qualities because you have simply not yet given her a proper chance to truly get to know you --- just quietly slip out your door again.
In the classic “taking advantage of the priest’s ‘privileged’ knowledge about his congregation” joke, Little Tommy Shaughnessy --- in an effort to improve his currently-bleak prospects of getting laid, but not wishing to resort to chemical whorefare --- made a phony “sin of the flesh” admission at confessional, thereby tricking Father John into unwittingly revealing to Tommy the names of the “loosest” local hussies and thus letting him know which girls he’d have the best chances with.
cool alternative-rock band, should totally listen to them if struggling with depression or going through a rough period in your life
the main singer, Gerard Way, is also the writer for The Umbrella Academy and The Fabulous Lives of The Killjoys so if you like those then maybe check it out :)
they came back in 2019 with an announcement video on which dates they'd be holding their tour and then had to postpone it for September 2021 instead
Frank Iero, a guitarist for the band, also hinted at making a new album with the band when in an interview.
In other words, My Chemical Romance is back
"My Chemical Romance is a cool band."
"Nice."
A rock band with some good songs
Person 1: I like my chemical romance
Person 2: Based
Person 3: E
Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.
{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}