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After a happy ending, the Chinese masseuse spits your load in her friends mouth.
I got a Chinese encore with my happy ending today.
During sex in the doggy style position, put all your weight on the girls back forcing her face into the bed resulting in a sound similar to a pug snorting
Last night I gave my girl the Chinese pug. I never laughed so hard during sex in my life
When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.
** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?
Having protected sex and after you tie it up and slap you're partner in the face with it.
AFTER I PULLED OUT OF TAMMY I GAVE HER A GOOD OLE' CHINESE DUFFLEBAG!
When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.
Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!
You drink a cold mixer (recommended: coke) without swallowing, and your "friends" then pour warm hard liquor into your mouth (recommended: rum). You then consume both together.
For richer effects, it is advisable to pour at least 60ml of hard liquor.
Chinese shot was a concept introduced in the hostel rooms of IIT Kanpur. It is now making rounds as some alumni recently moved abroad
Bro, yesterday was wild. I had two Chinese shots yesterday and went off my tits