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A kid who’s tried their best, being the nicest person he could be on the outside, funny not so smart but he’s getting there... then the inside he’s been shadowing this for his whole life trying to cover it up, he’s been made fun of told he was a disgrace, wishes he could never be here but he decides to cover it up, and not ruin your day... in the end he is all alone
“Hey you know that kid Christian?” “Yeah he seems super nice” “he is but he’s actually been going through some shit he seems to be torturing himself ...”
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Someone who thinks that are smart but they are extremely retarded and can't spell their own name
Teacher- Spell your name
Christian- C R I S T Y E N
Teacher- Incorrect, how do you not know how to spell your own name
Christian- But I was right
Whole Class- Veggie
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Go to church *Every* Sunday often no exceptions apply there views on certain controversial/social issues very from each person for example homosexuality some say it’s a life style some say it’s an abomination. The Bible or Biblios in Greek is the original source of mainstream Christianity it consists of countless short stories called scriptures many of which contradict each other.
Christianity can also be a radical religion like other religions. However Many radical Christians are unaware of this and consider there behavior as normal.
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A smart guy who tends to date redheads. He has a huge cock and is a leo. Hes alot better than people think. Hes really sweet.
Hes so nice to you, is he a Christian?
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When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!
An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.
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The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.
"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."
"Yeah, he sucks."
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A crazy group of radical terrorist
Christians are a religious cult
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
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