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When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it
Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.
Being exhausted from living through a pandemic most commonly seen in essential employees
Person 1 : Hey man how are you doing ?
Person 2 : I’m alright but just feeling a bit of Covid exhaustion
The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
Body fat accumulated during lame-ass pandemics.
Damn... Look at all that covid fat on Jeff Ross!
Implementing things that aren't necessarily thought of as fashionable such as a mask, clear face visor. Some can turn some gauze into a scarf, whatever you can find at the pharmacy, lol
Oh baby that scarf is so COVID chic.. Prance girl, prance
Babies born during worldwide lockdown of covid. particularly in New Zealand who loves to spend time eating and having sex.
Shazza is a generation covid baby.. She will display unsociable tendencies and hightened suspicion of pharmacutical companies and governments in general resulting from the apocalytical world she was concieved through.
Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID