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When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.
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its a crab dick why did you wanna know
A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.
Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!
When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.
Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.
A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs
Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany
Girl:1 her too
Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!
Emily save shirt crab for later!