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labia majora that appear beeflike
I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.
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a very sloppy, fatty, and saggy vagina
man 1: oh god what is that!?
man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich
man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?
man 2: ha meat curtains
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A phenomenon notable in communal bathrooms, the Gay Curtain is the tendency of a curtain in a shower to resist attempts to stick it to the shower wall. This leaves a small space in the coverage provided by the curtain, leaving the individual inside exposed to the outside world.
That shower on the left has a Gay Curtain, and the bloody door to the hall is right across from it.
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Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.
I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!
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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
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Curly pubes in which one does not shave but lets grow long, hense curly curtains.
'OH MY GOD that chick i banged last night had a mahoosive pair of curly curtains, sick an'arrr'
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When you put saran wrap on yourself and another person urinates on you.
"I gave her a hot plate and she gave me a shower curtain. It was pretty hot."
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