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A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
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A woman that you have to take out for an expensive meal to fuck.
"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."
Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!
When the fire alarm or microwave goes off to let you know the food is done.
Well yeah, the house is filled with smoke and shit, but the ghetto dinner bell hasn't gone off so it isn't done yet.
When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.
I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.
A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.
The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.
An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.
A police officer arrives on the scene.
Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."
One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.
I couldn't' take a dump at the mall because they were all out of Mexican dinner jackets.