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(n.) A severe or long recession.
Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.
Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
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Loser american kids (or wannabe american kids) who think they're 'depressed' and moan on about it on the internet all the time, via msn and chat forums/rooms.
If they really knew what depression was, they wouldn't be on the internet talking to others about it.
Usually coupled with poetry that's utterly shite and has a miserable tone to it.
Oh woe my crimson skies, when will it all end (like)
"Life sucks i'm gonna end it like the agony of the night sky"
"I slit my wrists and tell people about it"
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The let-down experienced after the anticipation and execution of a great party.
Dude, I've got a major case of postparty depression!
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A feeling of emptyness and loneliness after beating a game with a good story or sad ending
"Dude what's up with jim?"
"Oh, he beat Call of duty 4 yesterday"
"Sounds like he's got gaming depression"
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When you forget your beans at home.
Person 1: “Oh no! I forgot my beans!”
Person 2: “Uh oh, The Great Depression is happening again.”
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Postmortem Depression (PMD) is a form of clinical depression which often affects people, less frequently deer, after becoming what medical experts around the world refer to as "dead."
Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, changes in sleeping and eating patterns, reduced libido, crying episodes, excessive rotting, anxiety, colonic-maggot infestation, and irritability.
Physicians around the world report increasing rates PMD over the last few decades. In a recent medical double-blind study, results showed that 98% people will die at some point in their life. Out of those, 40% will be diagnosed with PMD, an increase over 27% in 2000, 14% in 1990, and -3% in 2 billion BC.
It is sometimes assumed that PMD is caused by a lack of nutrition (a result of one's digestive system being decomposed) but studies tend to show that more likely causes are the significant changes in a person's (or deer's) hormones during death. On the other hand, hormonal treatment has not helped postmortem depression victims; scientists are still baffled by these findings.
A debunker of the "Hormonal Imbalance Theory," Dr. Isaac Goldbergshtein, of the National Postmortem Depression Research Institute for the Advancement of the Medical Understanding of the Human Mind (more commonly referred to as NPDRIftAotMUotHM), says, "The findings are clear. Injecting a victim of PMD with hormonal injections only results in them being just as dead, if not deadER than they were before. It's just common sense."
Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Tyrone? For the last 2 weeks since he died after being accidentally shot by a cop 11 times in the face, he just SITS there on the couch, rotting. He doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep, he doesn't go out partying, he hasn't even gone to work in 3 days! We should really talk to him..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's really suffering from a severe case of Postmortem Depression."
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Depressed day: April 24 , be as depressed as you want
Girl 1: what's wrong you look sad
Girl 2: Yea it's Depressed day