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The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.
Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
A pessimistic hypercritic that has never attempted or bettered an outcome that he is critiquing about someone else.
Particularly critical of others culinary skills even though they never exhibit anything of merit.
“He thinks he could do a better job - but he is too lazy to even try, what an El Walli”
When a guy puts his leg behind his head, then gets fucked by a hispanic midget
I've always wanted to try being el ryano'd
A well-known concept in Europe used for those who have a mental disability or have lost their sanity. This can easily be detected due to their distinct and child-like behaviour.
Person 1: Hey, that guy over there has been acting really strange and behaves like a retard. What's wrong with him?
Person 2: He probably has El Orri.
Person 2: Ah, that makes sense.
A girl who likes to stick tagliatelle up her boyfriends bum and stuck it up like spag bowl
Damn, that Dirty Ele really loves tagliatelle
"El Retardo" is the name of a fictional, Mexican vigilante that seeks justice but always fails becouse of the mistakes he makes which are results of the fact that he is mentally slow. (retarded)
Although, the phrase "El Retardo" is most of time used to describe an indevidual with very low intelligence by comparing that person to that super-hero.
Even though El retardo tried to stop the criminal, he failed becouse he forgot who he was after in the middle of an intense chase
"You are dumber than El Retardo, you know that?"
"Oh no, look out! It's El Retardo!Beware of his low intelligence!"