Food Porn

Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:

"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."

Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.

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FOOD STAMPS

Assistance that low class/poor/broke males females get in order to eat every month.

Damn dont be messin with him , he gets foodstamps.

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food orgy

To devour food like it's your lover. To binge on food.

When I went to visit Jen I found her involved in a food orgy with no napkins in sight.

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fan food

Dairy Queen's failed attempt at rebranding fast food.

"Hey you wanna go get fan food?"
"What?"
"Dairy Queen"
"Oh, you mean fast food?"

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Food Lion

Grocery store in the southeast. Also a euphemism for vomiting.

I got so drunk last night, i food lioned everywhere!

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food-gasm

The feeling you get after taking several bites out of a delicious snack which is so wonderful that it causes a pleasurable feeling of enjoyment and satisfaction within each and every bite.

Mike: "You should of seen Ted's face man."

Bill: "Really?" "HAHA!" "What did it look like?"

Mike: "He was sporting the Oh face. A total food-gasm from those blueberry muffins he found in his cabinet!"

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food apartheid

-noun

1. A state of being created when spoon-fed yuppies have to embark on a trip longer than 10 minutes to get overpriced "healthier" food and are powerless to to resist the temptation to shop at nearby fast food

2. A state of being created when executives in an evil corporation wish to force their unhealthy diets they shill upon unsuspecting citizens

When they gonna open up a place with sum organic food n sh*t? I'm sick of eatin chickren at KFC. This is food apartheid!

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