Gabbi’s are usually smart academically but when it comes to life choices there not. gabbi’s are usually fun to be around but you wouldn’t know until you hung around them. Gabbi, Gabby, Gabi, Gaby, Gabbie, also Gabie
friend: i don’t wanna hang out with gabbi today.
other friend: yes you do. i hung out with her last night and that was a great great time tbh.
They’re either horny or feel like shit 25/8 there’s no in between. They also don’t care at all. Smd and fuck you is an all day everyday mood for them.
Their humor is underrated, they like to make people laugh, it makes them forget the shit goin on for them.
It’s hard to get a Gabbi to fall in love with you, because they’re very independent. So if you get one to fall in love with you cherish her because she’s all yours.
Guy 1: I fell in love with someone…
Guy 2: Me too bro…
Them at the same time: I fell in love with Gabbi bro...
Pauses-
*Guy 1 slaps Guy 2*
*Guy 2 slaps Guy 1 back*
*they start fist fighting*
*someone called the cops*
*police sirens*
Guy 1: oh shit RUN FOR ITTTT
*Guy 2 starts to run but trips and falls*
Guy 2: NO WAIT HELP MEEEE
Guy 1: *smirks* no. GABBI IS ALL MINEEE !
*Guy 2 gets arrested*
Guy 1 gets Gabbi to fall in love with him… they get married on a beach and have 2 kids.
AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
the hottest girl around (might be a hoe) fair warning
“bro i wanna smash gabbi she has big butt”
The most amazing friend anyone could ask for. She has always been kind, and often makes people happy.
Person "Hi Gabbi how are you doing"
Gabbi "I'm peachy, how are you?"
A rude bitch who arches her back 90 Degrees when she sits and walks and the ugliest girl u will ever meet and she is the fakest little hoe
“Oh hey that’s 90 degree girl isn’t her name like gabbi 🤢”
Gabbi is a very loving and beautiful girl, she will drop anything to help you and will care for someone with her whole heart. She is super understanding and funny and caring and genuine, she’ll never do anything to hurt you and is generally attracted to people with the letters b, i, r, b, o, e in their name. She might be down on herself sometimes even though many find her so fun and beautiful. She is one of a kind and will change your life when you meet her, she knows how to help and what to say when someone is in need. She has mesmerizing eyes and the prettiest hair that a girl can have, her smile brightens a room and her mood lifts everyone up around her. Her laugh is contagious and her jokes are the best, she knows how to make someone feel special and can do the best impressions ever. If you ever meet this girl don’t let her go, you might find that you disagree with each other sometimes but it’s worth it for all the great experiences you’ll share with this beautiful woman. She can do great things and can make someone’s day with just a few words. She has very good taste in fast food and music but might not like cheese which is okay. If you know this girl you better do anything to keep her happy because that’s what she’ll do for you, she cares so much about the people she’s close with and she just wants other to be happy and safe, if you come across this girl then you better give her what she needs because she deserves the world and all the love in it.
Person 1: Wow Gabbi’s a great person, I think I like her
Person 2: Honestly I think the same
Person 3: Yeah she’s awesome I don’t see why you wouldn’t like her
Me: She mine tho fr