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George W Bush

AWOL from US Air National Guard.

Literally STOLE the 2000 and 2004 Presidential Election with the help of political allies and family members.

Installed the US Patriot Act and the Military Commissions Act of 2006, relieving citizens of nearly all supposedly unalienable rights.

Signed for more executions than any other Governor.

Knew exactly what he was doing.

Except when he choked on a soft pretzel.

George W Bush has committed acts of treason and terrorism in the United States of America and around the world.

by unlikebump July 7, 2009

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george W. Bush

Biggest failure to America; As in 2000 they said the Earth would end; They were right.

Look up failure on Google.

Guy1"George W. Bush WON AGAIN?!"
Guy2:" He said people would be classed as mentally retarded if we didn't."

by Elia________ October 19, 2006

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george w. bush

War is hell and george w. bush is the DEVIL

Rumsfield *N* Cheney --- Hey Dick, why is george w. bush wearing a blue dress? Damnit Rummsy you didn't know, white is not george's color.

by iluvito June 16, 2006

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george w. bush

The biggest fucking retard on the face of the earth. Probably the cause of the next world war

poor black guy: yer using my tax money to fund the war?!
george w. bush: Duhhhhh....I like oil. And cocaine.

by bush destroyer July 7, 2006

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George W. Bush

A man who was once the President of the United States and no longer and probably won't ever again. So bye Georgie! George Bush is most known for his relationship with Afghanastan. Way to go Bush. He was the President during the 9/11 attack.

He is known for his great saying quote "...weapons of mass instuction!!!"
You go George W. Bush!

"Weapons of Mass Instuction!" - George W. Bush himself

Woah George my man, you're legit!

Tyler: Hey George W. Bush! How are you?

George W. Bush: I'm fine, Tyler. I enjoyed my time serving the United States of America when I was President.

Tyler: I'm sure you did. But whatever happened to those weapons of mass instruction?

George W. Bush: Well Tyler, to be honest, I really cannot say because the army felt these weapons were too dangerous and may errupt a World War 3 so... we melted them.

Tyler: Oh my! Oh my!

by Funnygirl=) October 5, 2010

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George W. bush

A person who fails in life, uses "daddy" to stick up for his problems, a corrupted son of a bitch who should be put to death, and an insane asshole. Was an alcoholic and a drug addict, and thinks the "patriotic" way is killing the innocent citizens of the Middle East. By the way to all the Fucked Up republicans: IF WE ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB WITH COUNTER-TERRORISM, WHERE'S OSAMA BIN LADEN! I mean, we have had 5 years to find him, right? Refers to the United States Constituition as a "Goddamn piece of paper", and believes dictatorship would help him rule better. Has used tax breaks for the EXTREMELY WEALTHY, and has put the country in a multi-trillion dollar debt. Used money to get into an Ivy League school, and hates abortion and evolution because it is against god's will. Should be considered armed & dangerous, and is wanted for violation to American & International Protocols, the corruption of the Constitution, the mass genocide of over 50,000 people in the Middle East, integration of Church & State, and bribery and espionage in both the 2000 & 2004 elections.

PS: Some people say if Bush is hated so much, why is he in the White House right now. Well, it is because of the retarted hicks and assholes in the country who are Religious retards and believe religion is the way and science will make us "evil sinners". Go back to school, fuckups.

Today, George W. Bush said that he would put million dollar tax cuts on sports players and CEO's, go overseas to help out with European Poverty, but we still have millions here in America starving and homeless.

by Cyl February 12, 2006

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George W. Bush

The laughing stock of anyone with an IQ of more than 90..

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush-Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

Reporter: "uh...."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." - George W. Bush -LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

America: "why did we elect this guy?"

by MisterTrotts March 22, 2011

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