WIS

Abbreviation of “watch idiot savant”—a term used by watch nerds to refer to themselves in all kinds of watch forums.

The typical way to determine if somebody is a WIS, is by loudly proclaiming that you are about to buy a <INSERT FASHION BRAND HERE> QUARTZ watch. A real WIS will furiously interrupt you, only to teach you three essential things:

1. <FASHION BRAND> is not a real watch brand. WIS will narrate a 20 minute story of horology and how the only watches actually worth buying are from Switzerland, Germany, or Japan.
2. Only mechanical watches are real watches—screw quartz! If you don't need to routinely adjust the time on your watch, you're not appreciating it's heritage.
3. WIS will advise you to start with a Seiko 5, now that you decided to start collecting watches …

IMHO, Tudor is a more understated choice than Rolex: You won't get envious views from your non-WIS co-workers when you're desk diving wearing a Pelagos.

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Wies

A slang word for a homosexual or also used in wrong terms when person is disliked.

1. Tyler is so Wies.
2. This science homework is so Wies.

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wi'

With

<Xevito> Gaybumsex wi' me tonight plz!

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wi

Function: adjective

to be angry and at the point that one would assume anything goes.

Duuuude...I was playing Scrabble and this guy was totally wi when I challenged his word.

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WI

WI, in Return To Castle Wolfenstein, also called RTCW, is a Clan called Wolfenstein Italia.
This Clan have got more servers with XPSave and one Teamspeak server.
This clan have been founded in Italy.

Let's play into WI Server 1!

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wiings

those which are given to you for 1. flight 2. revenge , etc. by the drinking of the beverage known as "Red bull"

red bull gives you wiings

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Wi

Wi is a short word for wimtaso. My friends like to call me wi BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO LAZY TO SAY WIMTASO. STOP CALLING ME "wi" OMG IT'S ANNOYING.

Call me wim or wimtaso NOT "wi"

Wi wanna play minecraft?
Wi is nice!

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