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Schlatt: “What’s wrong with Tucker?”
Ted: “He’s probably just goosing for a jubbing.”
A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.
"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."
"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"
A person that has a fetish for a goose or multiple geese. Who is also very sad when they go South for the winter.
Person 1: She is such a goose god.
Person2: you're right, there's definitely something wrong with her.
A insant reaction to valentines day outfits.
often used in a aroused mood
y/n: Look im wearing a sexy valtinesday outfit for you.
Your significant other: Yeah, yeah? silly goose.
When a Goose fucks an Orc from Lord of the Rings due to outside issues in the Goose's life..mostly in the mouth
That Goose fucked an Orc and got garbage dick for that. Sometimes a goose needs to get a Goose Buster to blow off something else. Goose Rituals
It is a non Alpha, as in a beta.
John is such a bitch, he is a beta goose
A name to call a Canadian. Can be used in an insulting or friendly context
Ex 1
Noah: Ey guys how aboot that hockey game?
Nick: Shut the fuck up Moose Goose
Ex 2
Brad: Yoooo what’s up Moose Goose
Lucus: Ah nothin much, guy, just checking on the maple syrup harvest