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He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.
A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.
That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob
An old man that likes to do surgery on grapes. He is very cool and loves to have a night out with is Farming Simulator 15. It oftens ends up a success for Hans-Olle.
So you live in a farm?
Yes I'm a real Hans-Olle.
The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
The act of shitting inside a friends (or enemies) pillow case, then hitting them with it.
Dude, Mike pissed me off so I gave him a hans gnarly
this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant
''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.