kick him in the [5-hole]

to kick someone in the balls/crotch

I will kick him in the 5-hole.

he was creeping so I got him in the 5-hole

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Provo pushin him off

When a guy is trying to provo push and the girl pushes him off. Thus provo pushin him off

Kelly: hey Natalie try and make my nipples hard
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!

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ladies and gentlemen, we got him

A Phrase One Can Often Hear In Their Mind After Successful Bait

"my dog got ligma"
"whats ligma?"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
"LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH"

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i should call her/him

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.

*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him

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Feed him a banana

When someone is acting crazy they are acting like a monkey crazy so to calm them down you feed them a banana. A banana being whateve is called for in that situation.

Carlos jumped out his tree when he saw me with mark so I had to feed him a banana

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Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.

Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

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Who dat boy? Who him is?

A question science cannot answer.

Yo, Who dat boy? Who him is? Him that nigguh, I swear.

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