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A way a fucking weirdo says "hi". I swear everytime someone says this they say the most batshit thing right after.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hai
Person 1: Oh no..
Person 2: I just got back from fucking my dog
Person 1: I fucking called it
An initialism for Half as Interesting
Bro, HAI is an initialism, not an acronym cause you say the name of all the letters.
"Hai dad" Said Jimmy as he got his backpack off the bus.
"Hello Jim Jim" Said his Dad
A Chinese swear which describes the action of making sex.
(Usually used in anger and offense others.)
Diu hai ! I failed my test again!
Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?
I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son
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