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John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 2, 2017


MY NEPHEW HURTS

The expression you shout out when someone does something that makes you tingle

Tatis with a drive, deep left field it’s gone!
“MY NEPHEW HURTS SO BAD, LETS GO TATIS

by DDMONTER June 14, 2021


bung hurt

a state of discomfort similar to unwillilng anal penetration

I hope Doug isn't bung hurt that his name was used in the Urban Dictionary example of "bungover".

by Rev1guy February 27, 2014


My bussy hurts

When a man’s butt pussy hurts from being analy penetrated repeatedly

I got fucked so hard last night my bussy hurts

by Big Josh March 5, 2024


hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 7, 2016


Yo pockets hurt?

"Yo pockets hurt?" is a slang phrase used primarily in confrontational or argumentative contexts. It's typically employed to question someone's emotional resilience or their reaction to a situation, suggesting that they are overly sensitive or overreacting. The phrase implies that the person's emotional 'pockets' are hurting, akin to suggesting they are financially in pain, even though the topic at hand doesn't warrant such a strong emotional response. It's a provocative and confrontational way of dismissing someone's reaction or opinion as exaggerated or unwarranted, often used to escalate a disagreement.

During the heated argument, John criticized Sarah's reaction to his comments, saying, "Yo pockets hurt?" to imply that she was being overly sensitive to his words.

by dznrm September 12, 2023


Hurted

IM ALWAYS RIGHT BITCH ITS A WORD-Layton

“I hurted my foot hoe

by JIMbOb22437199 May 7, 2023