Ghost of Paris

A 5'7 ghost wandered the streets until a new opportunity to farm appeared in Miami, FL where he now farms against innocent American farmers. He recently farmed vs FC Dallas but if you shout Europe, he'll disappear

"I saw a ghost last night at the inter-Miami stadium"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"

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in pari delicto

Latin. In equal fault. Also known as the dirty hands doctrine.
When both party's are at fault in a situation.

M: You'll do what I want!
W: No, the hell I won't, Haxor, backstabber, pathological liar, cockblocking, ball juggling thunder cunt lover.
M: Fuck you Crazy bitch
W: You wish pie boy
M: I'll sue you and tell my mommy what you said.
W: I herd what you said. Me say- in pari delicto
M: WTF?
W: can we please just be- in pari delicto you dirty swamey

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Paris Faceless

1. Used to describe a woman who's face would make Paris Hilton hot.

I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.

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Emily In Paris

A comedy-drama show on Netflix. You should watch that! It's amazing in my opinion and you won't get bored. Have fun!

Yo, did you saw this new show? It's called Emily In Paris! Watch it.

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Paris Hilton

All of you people who call Paris Hilton anorexic, ugly, and a rich bitch are most likely fat, ugly, and poor...get a life and stop bitching about other people...

fat, ugly, poor person: "OMG did you see Paris Hilton? She is so ugly and looks like a stick...I would never do that rich bitch..."

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Go Paris

Verb. To scream and cry, pitch a fit, throw a tanrum, or otherwise express extreme and hysterical displeasure when faced with an unwanted and distateful outcome in a given situation. Can apply under any circumstances, but particularly applicable if said behavior occurs in public and/or law enforcement officers are involved.

Nicole: "Did you see her reaction when the guy right in front of her in line scored the last two seats for the Justin Timberlake show?"

Jason: "Yeah, it was really scary. I knew she'd probably go Paris if she couldn't get tix to see J.T. bringing sexy back. I thought they were going to have to sedate her and hog-tie her right there on the sidewalk."

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plaster of paris

The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.

Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"

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