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it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!
kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)
kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
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a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass
Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!
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1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.
Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."
Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."
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When you're eating a brown bag lunch only to realize you didn't bring something to eat with and you fashion a device to eat with out of something else.
"I had to make a prison spoon out of a piece of a plastic dixie cup after I realized I didn't bring anything to eat my lunch with."
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A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.
Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.
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spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption
Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.
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Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.
I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.
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