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Josh and Jessica

The most amazing couple you will ever meet. They are smart, sexy, and fun to be around. There's never any arguing or jealousy between them, and they love to be around each other. Not many people get to enjoy the type of relationship they have so don't be jealous, be envious!

I wish I had the type of relationship Josh and Jessica have!

It's nice gonig to a party with Josh and Jessica, no problems ever arise and everyone always has fun.

Josh and Jessica were meant to be together.

by Kudos to you guys! July 7, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica's Mom

The answer to everything and anything.

Jimmy: What does 2+2 equal?
Yesenia: Jessica's Mom.

by yeseniababe November 20, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica Baker

This girl is beautiful and amazing in all ways. She is liked by everyone except the people who are jealous of her. This girl is truly breathe taking. Anyone around her will be amazed by her nice personality. She is funny and sometimes playful but a pleasure to be around.

Wow, that Jessica baker is breathe taking.

by Name Game June 1, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


jessica simpson

an individual who has been terribly sheltered for too long. her parents still run her life, especially her father (who seems rather suspicious and creepy). she has also been spoiled, but not to a point that would ruin her personality.

jessica simpson is often credited by magazines for being one of the most attractive women in the world. unfortunately, a lot of INDIVIDUALS beg to differ. while she was blessed with a very good body, her face is not too attractive and she requires heavy makeup to bring emphasis to her eyes instead of her nose and squared jaw.

her voice is great but not exactly put to good use as far as music goes, having the back beats destroy the way she flows.

her hair is platinum blonde, much as any other pop star's. she seems quite a bit like almost all of the girls that one sees nowadays on networks such as MTV and VH1's top lists.

her intellect is questionable. televised, she seems to have the personality of a rock and a brain the size of an aspirin. whether this is an act or it is realistic is a good question.

if it is an act, she is very disrespectable for putting on such a derogatory show in order to make money, for it does not just disrespect her, but also the female gender.

if, in fact, she really is that dumb... well, i'd blame her parents for focusing more on her celebrity life than her brain, for she seems like she has the potential to be at least moderately smart.

jessica simspon, in my own opinion, is overrated and highly ANNOYING. however, many males (as well as female fans of her music and role as daisy duke in the recent production of "the dukes of hazzard") will beg to differ that she is a "blessing" and a "gift from god." that's actually just their erections talking.

jessica simpson kind of gives girls a bad name, idea, and self-image with her "innocent" personality paired with her risque behaviors/photoshoots/etc. she is slowly becoming lindsey lohan-esque.

average male: jessica simpson is gorgeous.
average female: ... *sadface*

by pandrea July 31, 2006

82๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica Hopkins

The perfect example of a loving, kind person whom makes your life awesome and makes you smile whenever you talk to her.

She was so "Jessica Hopkins"ing today!

by Dr. Tuque November 14, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jessica villela

Aye super SUPER BEAUTIFUL mexican girl. Super nice and super pretty. End of story.

Geez she is a Jessica Villela

by Oteo eking November 5, 2013


sulhee jessica

a lady who makes the best bento boxes for her kids ever I wish I was one of her kids. Love her
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person 1: whose Sulhee Jessica?
person 2: an amazing bento box maker

by โ™ชโ–โ… person 3 โ†โ–โ™ช December 24, 2021