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Johnny Storm (Human Torch from Fantastic 4)
Used to describe a homosexual male who is blatantly and undoubtedly gay, so much so, that they are basically giving off flames from their gaynessocity.
-What self respecting man wears booby tassels and holsters a dildo in their butt?
-That, my friend, is a Johnny Storm.
-Ohhhhh.........
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A great actor who's starred in many movies, including Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride (as a voice actor), and more.
Sadly, the majority of his fans are all airheaded teenage girls who say he's the best actor ever just because he's "OMG SOOO HAWT!1!" and keep saying that they'll get him in bed someday. Just read the other definitions posted on this site. About 98% of them are praising him solely on his looks.
Sure, he might be good-looking for a guy, but jeez, grow up, all of you! Don't just look at his movies to see HIM, but appreciate the whole movie too! Learn to like him for his ACTING skills and not just his LOOKS. Oh, and stop dreaming too. He's not gonna go out with someone 30 years younger than him. Just forget about it.
Typical Johnny Depp fan: OMFG I LUVVV Johnny Depp he's like OMG SOOO SEXEH!!1!
True Johnny Depp fan: I like him too. He's a great actor and the movies he's in are all awesome.
Typical Johnny Depp fan: Whuh? Actor?? I only liek him cuz liek he's OMG SOOO SEXEH!!1! He's guna be mah HUZBUND!1!
True Johnny Depp fan: ... Go shoot yourself in the head, moron.
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The person who sacrifices his or herself to the police so that the other people who commited the crime will not get in trouble.
"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He played the Johnny-boy. I hope they don't rough him up."
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johnny depp is the hottest guy in the whole world! not only is he sexy n looks great in eye-liner, but he dosent exactly go with the flow, n thats what sets him apart from all the other dead-beat actors!
'd-i-v-o-r-c-e divorce u ingnorant hick!'
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A very good looking actor, who is much better looking than the ugly twat called Orlando Bloom.
Orlando Bloom is gay.
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Name of the Beatles before they hit it big, when they were still playing at whorehouse clubs in Hamburg. Johnny referred to John Lennon, and the moondogs, who the fack knows.
Johnny and the Moondogs were payed about $5 a week.
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The best actor out there, yes, EVEN BEFORE (gasp) POtC.
thats right.
Watch some of his earlier work too, teenyboppers, you'll fall even more in love <3
Depp owns in every movie he's ever been in.
ps hi lyssthlove
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