A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.
“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”
“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”
Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male
Jose-Christian is the best name
Chuy / jose Martinez is muy joto with that pedicure.
A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
Hey do you go to San Jose Catholic school
One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.
Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.
Hey did you here about Jose Delacruz dating that new ugly girl that’s 2 grades lower.
New Amsterdam Peach Vodka & Sprite
Instead of buying drinks inside the venue, let's pregame with some San Jose Water