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1. Causes lack of sleep or lack of feeling a good nights rest in the morning due to: "All I see when i close my eyes is memories of me playing minecraft! even if i try to think of something else! it pisses me off!" and then when morning comes when you wake up but your eyes are closed:"goddammit, minecraft isnt reality stop trying to replace my eyeballs!"
2. when you wake up and minecraft trys to make you think its real by appearing in full blown vividness while your eyes are closed.
3. when you start seeing pixels hexagons and square themed shapes in everything.
fuck i basically explained this in the definition im lazy okay, jeeze. Minecraft sickness
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The delirious lack of reality in one's own mentality when exposed to long periods of Minecraft play.
Symptoms include thinking Harvest Moon is a good game.
Friend: All the good games have mines in them, ya'know? Spelunky, Minecraft, Harvest Moon.
Yourself: I think you're suffering Minecraft Sickness.
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Slang for smoking weed
Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)
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The reason I stay up at night. You never for get the one moment you saw the absolute worst minecraft intro. IT rips you aport from the inside and cripples you on the outside soon after. You might as well delete your youtube and move to Zimbabwe were they don't have technolegy and change your name to Paul with a g. Raise a family and call your kids Joe Joe and Bony bob. Love ya 😗
Minecraft intros cause 57% of self inflicted pain every day
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Verb; To be attacked by a baby zombie in Minecraft.
Origin: Twitch streamer Ph1LzA died to a baby zombie in his Hardcore Season two world.
Minecrafter: Baby Zombie! I'm getting Philza minecrafted
It is the sires where dream a "speedrunner" absolutely makes 5 of his friend look like pussys and beta males as they get shit on in even more ridiculously stupid ways because do they even try and George acts like he is a "real Minecraft player" until dream decides to go kill him and so he fucking runs away or comes up with stupid plans of action to take down one green boy. Also, snapnap is actually good at PVP but in a manhunt, he screams like a little girl cause I guess dream is Micheal myers. Also, the hunters suck get techno in on this so it actually is a challenge for dream. P.S. sorry if you are a fan of manhunt this is just a jab at things I thought were stupid. Sorry, do not kill me.
You: Did you watch the new Minecraft manhunt
Me: No I'm not a virgin
One of the second strongest video game characters because he can life the entire freaking universe