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The secret magical land that only allows entrance to individual African Americans can socialize and eat there favorite foods.
Yo man we got go and get ourselves away from these crackers, lets step over on Jigaboo Mountain.
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then proceeds to motorboatthem.
Tits McGee had some huge tits, I busted my load right on them and rode the splash mountain.
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The act of sitting atop a mountain, or anywhere natural with a view (a hill, cliff etc.) and smoking cannabis while tripping out to the beauty of nature.
This action is never to be performed alone, as are most other activities involving the consumption of cannabis products.
John Doe 1: "Dude, I just scored some mind-blowing green. Let's go smoke a bowl at my place!"
John Doe 2: "Fuck that shit! Let's do a Fire on the Mountain over at the lookout point!"
Both: "HELL YEAH!!!"
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Short guys pursuing taller women.
Often trying to compensate for their own height.
"Damn, that guy is only as tall as her boobs. Now that's what I call climbing the mountain."
"I don't date short men. If you're obsessed with climbing the mountain, go climb Mount Everest."
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An alternate title for the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Person one: Dude, have you seen Bendover Mountain yet?
Person two: Naw, I was too embarASSed to see it in theaters. Lololol!
Person one: Lololol!
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verb. To make something disappear, as if by use of magic or witchcraft, out of necessity or for personal gain.
origin - from Sean's trip to Denver. Flying into the airport, Sean looked out the window expecting to see the Rocky Mountains, but saw nothing but flat land.
I'm gonna Rocky Mountain that whole plate of Brownies!
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Michelle sharted herself, so she had to Rocky Mountain her pantaloons!
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A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
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