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mud mouth is obtained by taking a shitty dick straight from your ass into your mouth th finish a man off.
did u give her mud mouth? hell yeah i did, sh was a gooood girl
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The act of 4 people laying in a square and tossing each other's salads. A variation of the log cabin.
Jon: Man i'm bored, you guys wanna build a mud hut?
Luke: Absolutely, I just got my asshole bleached!
Pat: YES! I can't wait to tongue punch that fartbox.
Bob: Damn I definitely shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell last night, oh well not my problem.
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A white girls genital region that is used and abused by black guys.
"How does Jennifer get all those black guys?"
-"With her big ass mud pussy"
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Akin to the Mud Shark; but younger; A white girl who dates black men only. In the early years of initial dating a girl shows traits of being a mud hunter.
That Mud Guppy will turn out to be a Mud Shark some day.
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The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water,
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831.
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
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mud butt is when you eat sumthing that dont agree wtih you. then maybe an hour later u get cramps in ur ribs and u start to fart every 2 minutes. then ur stomach hurts and every fart is wet and hot, and sonner or later it isnt safe 2 fart, u need to shit. the moment u pop a squat on the throne, ur butthole opens up and it runs right out....and the smell is horrible!
a yo, them tacos and grape juice gave me mud butt at school.
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Found on a woman with excessive sized vagina lips. The man can also use them as leverage will going down on his woman.
Hey bro, did you hear that Sparky grabbed hard onto B's mud flaps last night?
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