I'm over it

No longer being interested in (participating in) something; having had enough of it; having lost a former interest or affection for something.
origin: To get over someone or something traditionally means that he, she or it is no longer in your thoughts.
c/f 'get over it'

You can have this puzzle back, I'm over it.

I'm over going out to bars and looking for girls

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I'm dying

Dumb expression stupid bitches say to make their lives feel more dramatic

Cassandra I'm dying...i had to get a flu shot today :(

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I'm game

I'm up for it.

"Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight and meet some fine ass bitches?"

"I'm game"

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i'm the map

a sexual innuendo referencing Dora the Explorer.
The map strangely looks like a penis.

Ethan: Guess what?
Mellisa: What?
Ethan: I'm the map!

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I'm not angry

......-_-. Obviously, I'm really angry, don't annoy me, get lost please.

Tanya : "Are you angry?"

Wendy : "....I'm not angry"

Tanya : "Are you sure? Are you mad at me?"

Wendy : ".-_-^..no.."

Tanya : "Then what's wrong???"

Wendy : "...............You."

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I'm awesome

It's what's said over and over by only the most uber awesomest of people.

I'm Ashton Kutcher and I'm awesome!!!!

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I'm Dead

What you say when you are in deep DEEP trouble and gripped by fear.

DAD: HEY GARY WHY IS THERE A FOOTBALL EMBEDDED INTO MY CAR'S WINDSHEILD
GARY: I'M DEAD

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