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A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.
"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."
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Cherry Hill, New Jersey is a town in Camden County. Note that yet the kids are 15 minutes away from Camden, they think they are from there. There are different groups of kids, the Japs who where $300 coats and only nike clothes, the middle class white kids who think that the Japs are snobby when they are halfway there despite that fact that every jew lives in Woodcrest or Short Hills. All the other kids are try to be blacks who are either wealthy black kids or somewhat poor kids who think they are in Camden. The others are white kids who say the N word to other white kids and listen to 3 year old rap songs. Then there are the causally kids and junkies. But don’t even get started with the parents. The starbucks loving assholes who always ask to speak with the manger and would pay to get their dog a massage. All and all it pays to spend unbelievable taxes and still have crappy schools where there are record breaking HIB reports. So if you wanna die snobby, broke and fake asf, come on down to Cherry Hill, you couldn’t live a better place.
Omg i hate Cherry Hill, New Jersey and the Japs and queers.
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A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.
A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey
LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.
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A delicacy from New Jersey made from the famous restaurant Aceti Spaghetti owned by Master Chef JeromeASF
Waiter: What can I get for you today sir?
Sam: Can I get the New Jersey Fried Street Chicken please.
A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of rich and old people. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. Some partake in the smoking of marijuana daily. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the weed capital of the nearby areas, including warren, Berkley heights, wachung, green brook, and basking ridge. The best places to smoke weed are hidden in the forests, due to LH's high amount of foliage. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Popular sports in LH include baseball, football, and lacrosse. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids tend to be the most popular there, and tend to stick together. All LHers take on a vow as soon as they move into LH to uphold the LH value, and some take it as far as tattoos and flashings of the LH gang sign (Using the right hand to make an "L" with the pointer and thumb, place your pointer and middle finger of your left hand on the right hand thumb to create an LH gang sign). Popular hang out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong, bowl, pipe, blunt (a preference by many LHers), joint, vape, or spliff. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.
LH#1 "Whats good bro? yo CODing it up today?"
LH#2 "Hell Yeah! Me and my bros are gonna rip a few blunts then play mad xbox."
LH#1 "Dude go talk to ______. He's got madddddd purple"
LH#2 "Aight sick bro"
..... Later......
LH#2 " Yo bro i hear you got the purply sticky sticky"
LHDealer#1 "Yeah son, how much u need?"
LH#2 "three dimes, and if you can hit speedy for a few duchies i need like 2"
LHDealer#1 "Sure yo, i have dutches on me. And 3 for 50$ on those bags"
..... Even Later.....
LH#2 "Aight bro lets roll these blunts. Grind that shit up"
LH#3 "Of course, Yo lets get that Cudi playing"
..... After Blunts have been passed, and finished through roach kills....
LH #2 "..........."
LH #3 "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude"
LH #2 "Dont talk. Dont talk. i think i cant feel my hands"
LH #3 " akakakgagagagahahahahahaha broooooo man duuuuuude immmm sooooooooo ripped."
LH #2 "Of course, you're in Long Hill Township, New Jersey."
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Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.
I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.
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What is it- A school in the vicinity of Hamilton-Trenton area.People- Filled every race known to man (Kind of like if you threw everything in your refrigerator into a bowl and started mixing) also filled people who will never graduate, wierdo-nerds, oh yeah a lot of jocks. Rules- No going out for lunch you will get sent to in school suspension, no hugging kissing fucking you will get a fine, no smoking you will get a ticket. Principle- Darth Vader looking African-American that has blondish gray hair. Tips- If you want to get out, run, if you need a boagie walk, if you want to get good food stay the fuck out of the dirty cockroach infested area and go to the sev.
Hamilton High School, Chaz, Bri, Little Kitner, Sam, Skyler, Jacqueline, Jimmy, Adam, Nick, Alex, Lorisa, Damar, Sam, Katie, Ricki, Mr.Ski(Awesome ass teacher) and Sam.
Yo you want to go to west? Nah fuck west lets go to Trenton Market and grab a boage.
Hamilton High West, Hamilton, New Jersey
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