Chester A. Bum

A character played by Doug Walker on the www.Thatgywiththeglasses.com, the Bum reveiws current and popular movies often starting off with "oh my God, this is the greatest movie I have ever seen!", followed by explaining the plot in a very simple manner (Often with spoilers to the film). He willl some time compare himself to the characters in an comidic way. He always ends by saying " This is Chester A. Bum saying: CHANGE? YA GOT CHANGE, OH C'MON HELP A GUY OUT CHANGE!?" as he shakes a Styrofome cup in the camera's face. He made a satarical negative reveiw for "Citizen Kane" calling it the worst movie ever. But other than that his reveiws have the same set-up.

"Oh my God this is the greatest movie I've ever seen! There's this guy.."

"I was an Asian Boyscout once! That was a weird week."- From 'Up' reveiw

"Then the Nostalgima Critic got hit in his testamicles Testicles, I sure hope his testimacles were allright!"-from NC vs AVGN reveiw

"And now it's time for 'Bum Reveiws, with Chester A. Bum."- Narrorator n the begining of an episode

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beach bum

An unemployed bum on welfare with no real education who makes extra cash by selling margaritas while naked at the beach. Particularly present at Wreck Beach in Vancouver.

Lowlifes, hobos, losers, scumbags, beach bum

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Bum Gravy

Rich brown porridge issuing forth from the slimy sludge gates.

Jesus, that curry gave me bad bum gravy.

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Dry Bumming

British: ref to gay/anal sex without use of lubricants. More commonly used to mean being got the better of in an extreme sense.
Alternatively to mean a desire to have sex with someone you don't actually like.

Paul was totally dry bummed at pool yesterday.
or
I know you hate her, but I bet you'd dry bum her if you got the chance.

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bum clouds

Used as an exclaimation when something bad happens, in the same context as crap.

Mysterious chicken stole all of our pie!
Bum Clouds.

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Falcon bum

The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.

Carl: Oops! Dropped the soap.
Captain Falcon: FALCON BUM!!!!

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bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass

1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.

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