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The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.
Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*
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If you're using pancake mix to build your household, think again. Snare the groundhog before the foundation is destroyed.
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Ejaculating on your partners stomach then either sun drying or heating with a blow-dryer. Then feeding them said Ejaculatant .
Terry is a filthy slut. She let me give her a german pancake.
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A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam
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When having intercourse a mans testicles get squished so badly they become flat and bloody therefor they look like “cranberry pancakes”
“my cranberries are now a pancake”
“last night was wild she made my cranberries turn into a pancake”
cranberry pancakes
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A girl who has a very small butt, so flat that is referred to as a 'pancake'
Look at that pancake bitch wearing those leggings!
Those pancake bitches shouldn't be twerkin'. Seriously, what the fuck?
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Professional pancake man that works at Daddy-O's in Kingston, Ma. While residing at his mother's house (in a basement).
I went to Daddy-O's and Tommy Pancakes cooked me some mighty fine pancakes
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