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mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.
balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry π§
blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn π€ π
the stan twt community: π€π³π₯°π³βοΈ
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! π₯°ππππππ
When you have penis in vagina sex while taking an ice bath.
We kept the penguin in the iceberg after our workout. It worked wonder on our muscle recovery.
The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?
No, Iβm just sick of lesbian porn, so I though Iβd try feeding the penguin.
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whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as βtickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.
The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.
Partial masterbation by a prostitute
Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.
"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."