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being a fuckboy/player. Inspired by the Pokemon slogan “gotta catch em all”, a guy with pokemon dick gotta fuck em all.
“My friend has had 10 girls at his place this month. That dude has pokemon dick.”
Onix is an adorable Pokemon that is 28'10" and isn't actually that bad. It evolves into Steelix when traded holding a Metal Coat.
Guy: Do you know what the 95th Pokemon is?
Other Guy: Yeah, it's Onix.
The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020
Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game
Me: pokemon bw
Person: whats thats?
Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄
a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!
Hallucinations of pokemon fighting each other.
Yo bro are you on some pokemon drugs?
Meaning in Malay/Indonsialan : Pokemon where are you?
Meaning in Thai : Pokemon (Pikachu) squeezes lime to kill snake.
It's in the lyrics of a well known Indonesian kids song which took the music from Dikir Puteri by Idris Noraniza. The Thais misheard as above and became a meme/joke for years.
Pokemon Pokemon Dimana Kamu = โปเกม๊อน โปเกม่อน บีบมะนาวฆ่างู